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May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
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Jane made Frank stay home so that way they could celebrate National Cleavage Day. Frank was happy that she did because he saw more of her in 10 mins. than he had seen of her in a long while!
Cleavage
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This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!
Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
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As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!
“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”
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National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day
Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.
National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.