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Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.
When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment
I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl
Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.
Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!
Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl
Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl
College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.