Nuzzling the cat

Another name for performing oral sex on a lady.

I ended up nuzzling the cat all night long! She wanted it bad!

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

cat throw

An informal term used by GM engineers to describe the space between a car's tire and fender, where a cat would be thrown after being run over.

The cat throw on the new Impala is pretty narrow.

Nappy Cat

When a girl has a hairy ass pussy

Dude 1-"damn jailyn got a hairy ass pussy"
Dude 2-"bro you mean a nappy cat?"

Putty cat

A kitty with a big pussy or a woman with a big pussy/ pussy lips

Guy: My girlfriend got that real putty cat

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn