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when a guys bangs a girl and eventually leaves before anybody finds out, or even before the girl he banged wakes up in her room... like it never happened.
jim: hey mike, did you here little timmy banged angie at the party last night.
mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!
Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
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A detroit based street gang and rap group signed onto Wu-Tang Records, started in 2003, spread across the midwest with rapidly growing numbers, noted by their necklaces that say:
G 8 15 19 20 19
Or grey/black/white urban camoflauge bandanas hanging from the back left pocket.
Consists of all races, allied with infamous biker gangs, and fellow street gangs.
Rival to the street gangs Bloods, Latin Kings, and Vice Lords.
"Eyo, I heard the GHOST SQUAD replaces they names wit numbaz nigga, how the fuck they gon' do that and NOT get noticed?"
"Ghost Squad - Jihad - Wu-Tang!"
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A female who goes extremely out of her way to hide her huge boobs. Then comes the day shes wearing something more revealing and you discover the magical truth.
Brian- Herman did you fucking see Jen today?
Herman- Yeah dude in that low cut shirt! I never knew she had such beautiful ghost tits this whole.
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When you jerk off so much in a short time you end up pumping out nothing and it just hurts
7 times in an hour and I was just shooting ghost loads
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Do your girl doggystyle and when she's not paying attention, switch out with your homie. Then proceed to walk around the bed, acting like nothing is going on. When she realizes its not you doing her, your friend has to quickly pull out and hide under the bed, leaving the impression she was being fucked by a ghost.
"Me and Frank ghost-fucked her"
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A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.
Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."
Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."
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When you intentionally drive without your headlights to screw with the person in front of you. They cannot see you, like a ghost. Also known as phantom.
Dude you're crazy, you've been going ghost so long I don't even know where the road is.
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