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E-Adams Syndrome: When someone does something FUCKED UP or just downright stupid, and resembles a certain Emily Adams, they officially have the E-Adams syndrome. Has to be an extreme level of insanely fucking something up.
“Yooo my skirt did me so dirty at the cinema!” - Person 1
“ LOL! You have E-Adams Syndrome!”
To most, it is a small school in a small town in a small state on the East Coast. But, to a select few, it is a haven for all things awesome. Classes include: Break-Dancing, Becoming a Ninja 101, Sword Swallowing 101, Puerto-Rican Fence Jumpers (P.F.G.), and kitten/puppy care (for the ladies).
Staff includes: Bob & Terry
Cafeteria food: rocks, raw eggs, and our very own moon-shine!
It is said to be so awe-inspiring that newcomers must wear goggles to keep their eyes from falling out
Tour Guide: And here is Adams Middle School
Exchange Student: My Eyes!!!!!!!!!Ada
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Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.
When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.
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An Arab that for the most part is an undeniably attractive khawal.
With voluminous eyelashes and smoothass pickup lines,he is bond to make you want to choke the ever loving fuck out of him then stroke his coal black hair as you sit on his lap.
His split personality will make people question why you love him as you have to constantly explain he's a different person in english. But he makes it all up with fries and cuddles.
From first glance you wouldn't expect him to have a heart as big as his,so pure even with how people treat him. A very non judgemental person that everyone feels comfortable with (even tho he can use this to his advantage 🌝)
He will make you question "why am I with him" and "why didn't i get with him sooner!!!" at the same time.
Also known as a heart thief, you will never be able to replace his big heart and cock.
Comes in limited stock, Rare to find and Rarer to keep. And he is a keeper.
person:
Adam El khawal:alavu
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To have sex
She said that she was going to go home but she was taking care of Adam with a dude she met at the bar
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When the Black n' Tans army try to invade your IRA stronghold
"Holy shit is that the Prod Squad?"
"GERRY ADAMS TIME"
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A day to kick someone named Adam
Hey it’s september 25th, let’s kick Adam!
Kick an Adam day is on September 25th, put it in your calendar.
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