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"I don't care if he brought Golden Bars of Pussy - he's a fucking fuck!"
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You take a twix candy bar shove it up a women's cooter and bang her with it until it melts then make love to your choosen lady and after watch her poop the candy out of her pussy.
I gave my aunt a tennesse twix bar last night it was awesome.
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basically jus a knife, the k stands for kill
Holy shit that wuba just dismembered him with a k-bar, fuckin sick
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Thanksgiving eve. The day before Thankgiving, always on a Wednesday. The day you get to f*ck your highschool ex, see who lost their hot body, see who reinvented themselves in college and hi fave your high school eneny that you're now doing better than.
Hey, girl, Heyyy! Are you going out to tomorrow night?
No, why?
Bish, whet!? It's the biggest bar night of the year, Thanksgiving eve!
Oh yeah, f*ck them h*es. I don't wanna see them. I just wanna eat good on Thursday!
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The christening of a small white jewish boy by getting him mad shitty off of vodka or other alcoholic beverages
Lets give Rosenberg his urban bar mitzvah
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A very smart, good looking girl with "GREAT BOOBIES" and a crazy personality. She is occasionally lame but makes up for it with her stunning good looks.
Hey look its Starr from the bar!!!!
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Office code for "Choke a bitch"
Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.
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