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Black Republican

An oxymoron. What visible minority would vote for a party that only cares about rich white men?

Michael Steele is a Black Republican . He is the first black leader of the Republican Party.

by Emcee D February 03, 2009


Black Tide

A very good rock band that is quickly crawling to the top. One of their best songs is called "Shockwave".

You should listen to Black Tide on iTunes.

by spasticpancreas April 04, 2008


Black Friday

The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.

Dude, it's black friday, duh

by Lolcatslolcatslolcats November 19, 2010


Black Ass

(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.

Your girl did what to you?
She black assed me man, I nutted in 3 seconds.

by thelonious3 January 22, 2022


Black Nazi

A black supremist that wants death to any white or jew.
Generally they are U.S. government funded like Rev.(I'm unsure why he should be granted the title Rev. seeing as the only things he preaches are directed toward the death of the white man) Al Sharpton.

Rev. Al Sharpton and his legion of followers, white cowardly democrats included, are black nazi's

by Brandon H4free April 09, 2007


black monday

a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day

I got black monday off.

by RCXT January 14, 2007


Black Box

Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.

According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.

Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!

by Jezus sweet sweet spirit May 17, 2007