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The one friend, everyone has one, that defies all logic by one uping the the most current "I can't beleive he did that" situation.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by police last night. He ditched his truck, ran through a corn field, called a coke whore to pick him up, filed a false police report for a stolen vehicle, and then denied he was there.
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IN OTHER WORDS:
1. How do you respond to your brother?
2. Tell me the truth?
NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?
GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)
NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.
Fucking Cain.
My brother's keeper?
(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)
Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.
(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)
-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)
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A person that is really good at being a goof ball and breaking the tension of situations through comedy and playful antics. But at the same time, has a hard time ever taking things seriously or taking responsibility for things, expecting or assuming others will simply come to help out when needed. This is often how little brothers can behave, hence the term.
Sean is always getting parking tickets, and it's 'never his fault.' I used to feel bad, but now I just laugh at him. His older brother doesnt get it, and his mom just always bails him out. I don't get the guy, but he's a blast to be around. He has total little brother syndrome.
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When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.
James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.
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CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
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(All 3 words must start with a capital): code word for getting rid of Section 230
Can someone please help me in Regulating Big Brother? I don't want to live in 1984
A circle jerk consisting of men who feel overwhelmingly insecure about their masculinity and feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them how "manly" they are every single chance they get. They may also have aggressive sexuality harassment and rape tendencies toward women, because they are after all nothing more than pieces of meat who aren't equal to the superior manly race anyway so it doesn't matter. They may also impregnate these women that they prey upon as well because Trump made killing babies illegal and the world needs more of these savage masculine jar heads running around. These particular extreme right-winged militia men areally also obnoxiously racist and strongly believe that racist slurs and actions are completely okay as long as it isn't against their precious porcelain skin color, but at the same time are in total denial of their racism. They also love to prey upon "cry baby snowflakes" because it reminds them of Trump's "snowflakes" they catch in their little bitch mouths. If you dare burn a flag on US soil they're gonna come and shoot you in the face with the freedom brothers, but if you're not in US soil and you burn a flag it's totally okay! You dknt want that, they're strong as hell for carrying all those extra chromosomes! Oh and don't forget THEY'RE IN THE MILITARY AND BETTER THAN YOU LIBTARDS!!!
Hey man, I'm feeling pretty insecure about my small penis, wanna go shooting with the freedom brothers? I'd love to see that big ol' bald eagle America shlong of yours. Mmm, I wanna make you butthurt if ya know what I mean ;) no homo"