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Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan August 9, 2015

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Hot chocolate

The process of seeing a hot black person and uncontrollably nutting

"Hey look at that black chick, I think some hot chocolate is in my pants now"

by Dicknutter September 30, 2017

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Chocolate cake

When your dick get destroyed by a black women's puss

Last night I got a chocolate cake

by Isiocvv November 13, 2018

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Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

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chocolate brocolli

It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli

dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli

by bj from hartford citay September 25, 2011

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Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

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the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

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