When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.
Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.
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The process of seeing a hot black person and uncontrollably nutting
"Hey look at that black chick, I think some hot chocolate is in my pants now"
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When your dick get destroyed by a black women's puss
Last night I got a chocolate cake
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The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.
" Dude I think I might have to spackle."
" What makes you say that?"
" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."
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It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli
dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli
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Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."
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when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth
i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise
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