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Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.
It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.
Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say
Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning