The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
Fatally misheard as "cum monster"
P1) "and they come unstuck"
P2) cum monster?
Can usually mean having a summer fling
Hey Sammy how we coming this summer
When a set time or event occurs.
They won't be too far from honors come the next season, in my opinion.
the autocorrected version of cu-
Cringe Chan: Come
Alastor: Huh?
Cringe Chan: Sorry i meant cu-
This is my come
This is my come
When you feel my d
Look into my ass
It's when my penus hard
It's when my penus hard
Don't get too close
It's cuck inside
It's when my penus hard
It's when my penus hard
1. The act of going towards something
2. What you do at night when you are bored and single... basically orgasm
Homie: Yooo, let's have a sleepover!
You: I am going to come!
Or
Homie: *asleep with mouth open*
You: I am going to come!