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When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.
Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.
When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...
Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.
HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.
1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.
2) Type of Onion
Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"
a trash cow is a person who generates unusually high profit margins, while at the same time being extremely trashy.
The fat, nasty hooker always made the most money, she was her pimp's trash cow.