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He looks like a human, but don't let him fool you he's really a chode in disguise. Known for dancing with his crush at the school dance, he may remind you of a bear with a small penis. He came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but he wound up just sucking dick.
Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor is a horny ass mutha fucka and he lookin to nut all over his dog's mouth
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A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
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a song by the band KillWhitneyDead
did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
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Most commonly used in Scotland; a fire cracker is a term to describe white citizen who has red hair.
The phrase is composed of two other terms: • cracker is a slang word most commonly used in America as a description of a white person
• fire is commonly used in Scotland to describe a person with red hair
Scot 1 - “did you see Danielle?”
Scot 2 -“who?”
Scot 1 -“the wee fire cracker getting drink”
1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck
1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!
the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.
whoa, i just got crackered!!!!
whats up with all these white people asking me for money?