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When you mix whatever alcohol you got to create the nastiest mixture possible
Hey bro I just took two shots of devils Piss and I am hammered to hell
When you shove a straw into a girls ass, then blow a hit from a blunt in it. Then Pull it out and let her fart it back into your mouth.
He gave her the devils hurt locker after taking a huge hit from that blunt!
First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.
Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet
Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.
CRJ-200 - a sad and uncomfortable regional jet
I’ve managed to get the Devil’s Scooter up to FL370 without core locking the engines before.
A Devils Cup is a gender inclusive/neutral way to refer to menstrual cups for AFAB people
“How do we market our sanitary cups as trans inclusive?”
“We should give it a non feminine or masculine name, Like Devil’s Cup”