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When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around
My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with
You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.
Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.
A dick drainer is a female whos pussy is so good, that it drains all of the semen out of a mans body.
Chad: Bro, Stacy was such a dick drainer. I'm still a bit sore down there from how much I pumped into her
Geoff: Dude, TMI
When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it
Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.
The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom
Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"
You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"
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Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
someone who's never had any sexual experiences.
"hey cobweb dick"