how do you want to do this?

Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.

"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."

Dos Equis

A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.

XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.

Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.

Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!

Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.

Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.

My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.

The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.

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Me Dos

Meaning, "me too," or, "me also," but in a sorta lame spanish/english phrasing. Often used by people who have no grammer or just don't care if they sound stupid.

Morgyn:I hate math with a passion.
Keegan:Me dos.
Morgyn:You make me sad.

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Do Me!

"Do Me!" is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to jack him off, make him cum, and swallow his load.

In the gym, Matt always says "Do Me!" and I do, whether or not another cadet is watching!

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Do it for the hood

It means to accoplish something not many people in your neighborhood has ever done. Like being the first in your family to College.

Guy 1: So your going out to Japan, Huh? Have fun.

Guy 2: Yeah. I'm gonna do it for the hood.

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To do a Soham

To break your leg or legs.

So last night, it was raining and the road was a bit wet, I happened to do a Soham.

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Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.

Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon

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