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A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.
P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.
Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."
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People who use your stuff when you don't want them too
Look at those dongs over There stealing my car