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the lowest species on the evolutionary chain, this squater will often sit around, smoke your butts, and jerk his gerkin at least 7 times a day. keep away from small children. Steals meat right off of your plate at an all you can eat buffet, ouji-boo
Hey kids look at the boto dragon, keep your hands in your pockets.
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When you see a dragon say "Hey dragon, you smell". The dragon will say "Rar!" in an angry voice.
Man 1: "Ooh, by eck, that dragon is angry"
Man 2: "Yes, you're quite correct, it is an angry dragon"
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a sexual move whereby someone bare-ass farts in your mouth and then you blow it lightly on their nose so they smell it.
Evan and Margoliner did a dirty dragon.
Dude! I dont wanna hear about that...
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The Dragon Wink
Where you drop your trousers part your butt cheeks and kiss somebody on the cheek with your puckered anus
Dave see's Laura and him being a saucy lad and rather infatuated with young laura he prefers to drop his trousers and dragon wink the love of his life on the lips.
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Dragon Champion is an extremely skilled Pokémon Master at GSC, who specializes in the use of Dragon Pokémon and One-Hit Knock Out techniques such as Fissure and Horn Drill. He is almost undefeatable and he posts mainly on Serebii, Neoseeker and GameFAQs.
Dragon Champion is the greatest PokéMaster ever.
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A combination of the angry dragon and strawberry shortcake.
1. Have oral sex with your girlfriend.
2. Tell her to swallow.
3. When she does, simultaneously punch her in the throat and the nose.
4. If all goes well, she'll choke up your cum and it will come out of her nose, along with a stream of blood from her freshly broken nose.
Guy One - Dude, I'm totally going to break up with Jessica.
Guy Two - Give her a strawberry dragon!
Guy One - That'll show her for breaking up with me.
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When a guy eats out a girl during her periods.
She had her periods but he still fuckin' licked her out! He gave her a fuckin' red dragon man!
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