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11 Drunk Guys is a group of youtubers who play mainly horror games. They are best known for 11 Drunk Guys Play Slenderman, no they are not YouTube partners but if your looking for a good laugh search them up.
"DON'T GO RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK"
"I don't think so Mr. Slender I'm a rapist"
"WHO GOES TO THE PARK AT NIGHT AND DOESN'T BRING A WEAPON?! What kind of park is safe at night?"
YouTube Pewdiepie Janoskians Cryaotic 11 Drunk Guys
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Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.
Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?
Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!
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The kind of serious drunk you get on New Years Eve or Saint Patty's day. So drunk you have to go to the Emergency Room due to alcohol poisoning or injury
Look at that chick with the puke in her hair,passed out on the hood of her truck. She's not just drunk, she's emergency room drunk!
Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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In between Drunk and Black-Out drunk, all your memories seem like pictures that only highlight parts of the night, like in a Slide Show.
Man, I was Slide Show drunk last night. I remember being at the bar, the strip club, and McDonalds, but I don't remember what happened in between.
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The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.
Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.
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Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
My drunk call girl is the bitch who broke my heart.
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