The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
Dat Ear Wub
When you fuck a girl in her ear
“Did you do the Louisiana ear plug” “yea her ear was so tight”
A ridiculously irritating sound.
My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.
The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.
I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".
When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
when someone doenst shut the fuck up
Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear
when you talk to someone through there ear
Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear