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Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday
Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)
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The word fuck, as used in A Christmas Story.
Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.
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If used in a positive way it means for the win, but if used in a negative way it means 'f*ck the world'
negative: FTW- f*ck the world
Alex B: guys, failed my exam. ftw
positvie: FTW- for the win
Rhys: Jam donuts ftw
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Did you watch south park last night? Sooo funny i was r o f l!
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The act of giving so few f*cks, that you actually pull f*cks away from the entity you dont give a fuck about... aka: A black hole for fucks!!!
Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) speaks for itself
When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!
Second guy: You're still a virgin.
First guy: :(
Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
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45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.
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