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Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)
A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.
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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.
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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.
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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.
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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!
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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!
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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!
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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!
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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
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To make a crooked looking smile; normally during self-portraits. Also know as a Poker Face.
Look at her! She just made a BiTY face when she took her own picture!
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Originated from the former UFC Middleweight Champion, Rich Franklin.
Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.
The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.
*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.
"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."
"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"
"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."
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A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.
Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?
Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.
Tim: Gross!!!
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If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit
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A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.
Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.
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