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is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.
“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”
"Lucky Foots" is a term used when some kid gets well lucky in a video game.
Kid scores a goal by an inch in Rocket League
You: "You scored - lucky foots!"
it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder
Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.
When you have no shoes but socks on
Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”
An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue
Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.
A recreational activity, usually played in water, where one player attempts to "sneak" their toes into the opening of the other player's rectum.
After little Derek's emergency hemorrhoid repair surgery, sneak foot was banned from the city's public pool.