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An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
A fan of the Houston Astros baseball team, especially a really really hard core fan
Jim is a true stro bro - he never misses a game.
Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.
Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.
Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.
I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.
An act of declining
When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you
-No thanks bro-
Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey
Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
a bro hoe is someone that drives or wants a lifted truck with a long bed. wears no fear, so cal, fox, metla mulisha, infamous, or srh. likes supercross, x games, ect. dyes her hair half blonde and half black, or dyes her hair dark brown. is often seen kickin it with the bros. says the words, bro dude, dgaf, liveitup, ect often. spends most of her time on facebook. believes in "talk shit, get hit!" she's white, tall, with big titts. dates a bro who rides. and often kisses her man in public to show the haters that they can look but not touch.