When you get robbed and the only thing you can find missing is the cheapest thing in your house.
Yeah last night I got Ghetto Robbed, all they took was my sons crayons.
Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.
Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.
When some one takes something of yours in return they give you something they already had of yours.
Ex. I will give you your coach purse back if I can get the citizens jeans you just bought.
Im not being fouled by your ghetto swap
Person (poor person without call minutes/top up obviously from the ghetto) letting the phone ring a few times and hangs up just before you answer.
This all to have you call him/her back
Person A (Poor and from poor neighborhood AKA ghetto) calls / ghetto beeps person B but hangs up before person B answers the phone
Person B is a Little bit richer and has minutes/top up
Ghetto Lion is another word for Dog in a impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime. Junk yard dog = Getto Lion. Often a term used by law enforcement and firefighters for barking and nipping dogs in the hood.. Usally a PittBull or agressive breed but can be any dog.
The drug dealers in the crack house were tipped off to the police presence due to the barking ghetto lions. I was taking a stroll in the hood and got bit by a a Ghetto lion. I responded to a ambulance call but couldn't get to the patient because a Ghetto lion was barking and nipping at me.
What you see in ghetto because all the seed spreaders have suspended driver's license.
Ed: That fella's riding ghetto.
Marj: Huh?
Ed: She's driving because he has a suspended license. You see it all the time in the ghetto.
A big in size (usually plastic) bottle of some cheap strong alcohol. Usually something sweet that'll get you F'd up easy, it can be a homemade mix as well.
"I don't spend my money on multiple drinks, ima just grab my ghetto bottle and i'm lit bro!"