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1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
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Sexy Australian chap.
sings some corking songs.
can make a tune out of anything.
animals are his life
hes a pure legend!
"Hi, Im Rolf Harris and im bloody ace obvv"
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solo harries are the sexiest creatures on earth ! they’re powerful asf and they own your heart!
omg did you see how sexy she was?
yes she was such a solo harrie!
omg look at them! they’re definitely a solo harrie!
ugh i wish i was a solo harrie!
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A certain someone that resembles 9/11 hijacker Saeed Alghamdi. Also sports a highly homosexual mullet (wet on sundays.)
Hey Hindu Harry, get out of that fucking cockpit!
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First female Vice President of America. She for, some reason, is almost always nowhere to be found when called upon to do her job, especially south of the border.
“Hey have you heard from Kamala Harris at all? I thought she was supposed to be in (insert random country south of the border) for a meeting but CNN said she canceled.”
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A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
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Harry Potter is a highly critisized book read by all ages. Every time there are book releases, book signings, or movies, teenagers and children alike flood in a mob of zombie-like creatures; even going in costumes. Harry Potter shouldn't be compared to Lord of the Rings at all. They do not relate in the least; LOTR - A Epic Journey of a short guy; HP - A book about a boy who whenever he is at Hogwarts, there must always be Voldemort, or some evil at the school. Harry can never attend a normal year of school, instead, faces everything from Cerberus to a snake-man. Personally, I hold nothing against the book but my HP addict of a friend has dragged me to every book release along with movie EVER made about Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - the addiction of the 21st century
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