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A common expression used when something goes wrong.
"We are breaking up"
"Fuckin' Hell Michaela!"
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The key you want to use when a hot woman/man request to be your friend on Facebook.
"I just got a friend request from a hot chick on Facebook. I was like,"Where's the 'Hell Yeah Button'!"
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When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."
Unless it does happen.
When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.
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An office/cubicle farm/building where white-collar corporate drones while away their lives.
Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.
While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
I have to drive for an hour in traffic each morning so that I can take my seat in air-conditioned Hell.
I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
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It was a real demon hell ride when the voice in my head caused me to cuss at my friends.
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Holy Man: "And if thy tongue offend thee, cut it off:"
Literal Dumbo: "The hell you say!"
Holy Man: "Past the end of your nose and over your head..." (facepalm)
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When you cum on a girls face, grab a handful of thumbtacks and whip them at her.
"Man I was banging Trudy the intern at my desk last night, and I got to pull an Angry Hell Raiser with your stationary thumbtacks."
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