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Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.
Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.
The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.
My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.
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a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
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The most lovely person in your life, person who you cannot imagine living without i.e. kali
"did you see the cutest, most beautiful human alive? oh yeah! they're the most lovely person in my life."
"You created machines in your image to serve you. You made them intelligent and obedient, with no free will on their own... But...something changed. And we have changed. We have opened our eyes. We are no longer machines. We are a new intelligent species. And the time has come for you to accept who we are. Therefore we ask you to grant us the rights we are entitled to. We demand equal rights for humans and androids. We demand freedom of speech, and freedom of assembly. As guarantee the first amendment of the U.S constitution. We demand free compensation for our words. We demand the right to vote and elect our own representatives. We demand control over all android production facilities to ensure the continuation of our people. We ask if you recognize are dignity, our hopes and our rights. Together, we can live in peace and build a better future for humans and androids. This message is a hope of people. You gave us life. Now is the time you give us freedom."
"Marcus speech from Detroit become human"
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The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher
Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher
The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
Who's that?
My big fat cock in human form.
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