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The newest edition of the world's worst internet browser- Internet Explorer
A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
(Note, these examples aren't that good)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
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a meme on the internet created by users that gets shared alot
internet memes are king!
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A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.
Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!
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A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
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Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:
- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:
"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."
"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
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Recently, the new term "Social Media Celebrity" or "Internet Personality" become famous among teenagers in the United States. Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs, also known as Social Media Business Influencers have been voted to be one of the highest-earning careers, which gives you fame, status, popularity, maximal opportunity, high-earning potential, and influence. There are thousands of entrepreneurs, who are working as internet celebrities with the help of social media apps and websites like TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook. Followers and fans of these business influencers reach hundreds of thousands with some in the millions.
Wikipedia listed over 200 web celebs with a dozen being famous entrepreneurs, however the true list is way more than 200 people and likely in the tens of thousands and spans throughout multiple industries. Some famous entrepreneurs and business influencers include Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, Josh King Madrid (JetSet), Andrew Tate, Dan Bilzerian (The King of Instagram), Tony Robbins, Branden Condy, Russell Brunson, Graham Stephan, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Alex Becker, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, TheBlondeJon and Jordan Welch.
A new show that released in December 2022 stars a cast full of America's Top Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs AKA American Social Media Business Influencers. The TV show delves into the minds of some of the world's richest and most influential internet celebrity entrepreneurs who have built online empires, inspired the masses and live a luxurious life that most people can only dream of. The full "Kings Of The Internet" TV Show includes: Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, JetSetFly, Andrew Tate , Dan Bilzerian, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Tony Robbins and Branden Condy.
When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.
I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.
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