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A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
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Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:
- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:
"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."
"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
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Recently, the new term "Social Media Celebrity" or "Internet Personality" become famous among teenagers in the United States. Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs, also known as Social Media Business Influencers have been voted to be one of the highest-earning careers, which gives you fame, status, popularity, maximal opportunity, high-earning potential, and influence. There are thousands of entrepreneurs, who are working as internet celebrities with the help of social media apps and websites like TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook. Followers and fans of these business influencers reach hundreds of thousands with some in the millions.
Wikipedia listed over 200 web celebs with a dozen being famous entrepreneurs, however the true list is way more than 200 people and likely in the tens of thousands and spans throughout multiple industries. Some famous entrepreneurs and business influencers include Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, Josh King Madrid (JetSet), Andrew Tate, Dan Bilzerian (The King of Instagram), Tony Robbins, Branden Condy, Russell Brunson, Graham Stephan, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Alex Becker, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, TheBlondeJon and Jordan Welch.
A new show that released in December 2022 stars a cast full of America's Top Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs AKA American Social Media Business Influencers. The TV show delves into the minds of some of the world's richest and most influential internet celebrity entrepreneurs who have built online empires, inspired the masses and live a luxurious life that most people can only dream of. The full "Kings Of The Internet" TV Show includes: Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, JetSetFly, Andrew Tate , Dan Bilzerian, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Tony Robbins and Branden Condy.
When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.
I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.
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a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.
1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era
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A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
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An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").
"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11
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