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December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
“It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”
We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes
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The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs
Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up
leavers date
It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.
"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.
Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.
The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.
Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.
I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.