John Key

John Key is the current PM of New Zealand. He was voted in to this position by the New Zealand public solely because he has a slightly more dignified appearance and manner than the previous PM, Comrade Helen.
Although he comes across as a soft, modern man, he recently demonstrated that he is, in fact, a hard man, and is prepared to give all in service of his country. He demonstrated this by breaking his right arm in two places at a function, then carrying on as if nothing happened. He then shook the hands of 120 touch rugby players at another function before seeking medical help. Because of this, the phrase "to do a John Key" now refers to a seemingly uncharacteristic act of bravery and resolve.

Were John Campbell to do something remotely masculine, he could be said to 'have done a John Key'.

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Elton John

An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.

I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.

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Poor John

A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.

"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"

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john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

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john wayne

during oral sex the man removes his member from the girl's mouth and slaps her across the face with it

The girl was going way too slow to get me off so I gave her a john wayne across the face.

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John Stossel

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.

John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.

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John Hock

stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.

John Hock is DTF

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