Giant Lesbian Vagina

Acting like a giant pussy. Not having a backbone to stand up for anything. Taking the option of bailing everytime it is available. Being totally pussywhipped.

Giant Lesbian Vagina abv. GLV

Man Sam is such a Giant Lesbian Vagina! He won't even stand up to his girlfriend! Pfft weak dude, weak.

I cant believe how much of a GLV i was dude, i wouldnt even like hook up with her!

How can it take loz a month to tell mickyt, shes such a GLV!

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Your Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "your Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Your Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

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Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

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lesbian prison rape

not unheard of in prisons, dildos are smuggled in inside prisoners' pussys. the lesbian prison rape is carried out by causing the "victim" to drop their soap in the showers and, when they bend over to pick it up, ramming them up the ass with a dildo.

aargh beii that way some rich shit nigga lesbian prison rape fuck going doooooooooooown

tell me bout it mush, that bitch's ass got fucked up!

true, true

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Platonic Lesbian Love

A deep, deep love for your best girly friend, that, although appearing overtly sexual to outsiders, is fact completely innocuous.

Can be abbreviated to PLL.

<3

1) I Platonic Lesbian Love you

2) Emma and Alex are Platonic Lesbian Lovers

3) Every year, Emma and Alex celebrate PLL Day

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lesbian sex day

any friday is lesbian sex day. it's when you have sex with your girlfriend if you are a lesbian.

girl: today is friday. you know what that means?

other girl: we can have lesbian sex!
because any friday is lesbian sex day!

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bulimic lesbians

A lesbian couple who also happen to be bulimic.
Common behaviors include but are not limited to: throwing up together and then making out.

A day in the life of bulimic lesbians:

Laura: That carrot stick is going to go straight to my thighs!
Emily: I think I accidentally swallowed some air!
*vomit simultaneously*
Emily: Wanna make out?
Laura: Okay.

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