Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime

Chocolate Milk

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milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

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milk senpai

milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk.

René: "notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!"
Dani: "psh skrub she will never notice you."

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Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

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Milk Duster

A goatee which is long enough to touch the top of milk in a glass.

Hey! nice milk duster.

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Choccy Milk

One of the best online friends of the person writing this. Choccy, if you ever see this: HELLO

Choccy Milk is my bestie

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Salt milk

Semen

His salt milk tastes of other men.

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