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The monkey in the middle is the person that is in the middle of two fighting sides. This person is friends with both arguing sides and wants to stay neutral but is eventually dragged into the fight, and one of the fighting sides become mad at them.
I feel bad for John, he just wants to have fun and not get involved in drama but he always becomes the monkey in the middle.
Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.
Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.
Person: You are one sick fuck.
A slut that grabs your penis from behind without you knowing of it.
Dude, dont turn your back to her she is a sneaky monkey!
a person you love to bits
you are such a honey-monkey. i love you to bits.
It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"
1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.
The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.