The greasiest greaser to ever grease up a non greasy highschool. He has extremely greasy hair, a zombie fetish, and is also referred to as CC, lo rider, and grease ball
Manny dragged Grease Muffin across the floor by his ankles created an oil slick that allowed several students to slide around on their bellies
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saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.
Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!
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Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
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A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.
He is being such a muffin pants!
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The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
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A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
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One who fornicates with heavy set women.
"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."
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