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A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.
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Your mom just made us cookies!
That's not what your mom said last night!
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What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...
in the morning when you come to school
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A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her
Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
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Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city
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A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.
Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?
...your mum.
I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.
...your mum.
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