Old Married Couple

When two people have a friendship but are constantly fighting, old married couple is used as a metaphor.

Bob: You and Jan are like an old married couple!
Max: We're always disagreeing on things.

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old oaken bucket

The Old Oaken Bucket is the name of the trophy that is annually awarded to the winner of the Big Ten Conference college football game between Indiana University and Purdue University.

IU Student: Can't wait for the Old Oaken Bucket Game this year! IU will crush Purdue!

Purdue Student: Probably not because Purdue leads the series 54 to 26 and IU sucks!

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A Dodgy Old Joe

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

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Old Saint Shit

The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney

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Omaha Old Market

The best place in all of Omaha! Restaraunts, thrift stores, artists, hippies, indie kids, street performers, etc.
If you come to Omaha, go there!

Me: Omaha fucking sucks.
Carlouse: I know, the Old Market and Sokol are the only cool things in Omaha.
(Omaha Old Market)

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Old Orchard Beach

An awesome town in southern Maine.

The absolute best marching band in the state of Maine.
The ONLY band to receive 4 consecutive gold medals in the past four years.

Did you go to the marching band show last weekend? Old Orchard Beach was amazing!

Old Orchard Beach High School Marching Band: 4 Stahs!

We are the beach! Yeah we are a real rockin' town, we are the beach! Yeah we're gonna turn this show around, we are the beach! Yeah we are the baddest band around, we are the beach, 1, 2 HOO-RAHH

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old row

The act of eating a plate of dicks

I love to old row.

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