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The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.
I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.
Mixing vodka with any jones cane sugar soda
a jones is where u mix vodka and jones soda u retard
jone is a great word and name. not many have this word as a name, but the ones that do can be very glad. if you ever meet jone, make sure to remember that once-in-a-lifetime-experience. appreciate it and never ever in you life forget this beautiful, inspiring and touching moment. the actual hebrew meaning for this word is: Gift of God.
jone is a very aesthetic and inspiring name: Gift of God.
Jone. Sounds aesthetic, doesn't it? It's the name of an animal. A bird to be exact. A bird as majestic as a phoenix. Ever seen harry potter? Remember dumbledore's phoenix? Isn't that majestic? But this bird is even more majestic. It was originally born on Ktaris, a planet of grace and joy where majestics are born, but can nowadays even be found on earth. it has moved to our planet around 236 before christ. how it got here is unknown, but it is claimed that these animals got here with their creators from Ktaris around that time while they wanted to explore the other planets in our solar system. the Ktaris people's technology is far more advanced than human's which is why they were probably able to travel at light speed back then. Jone were used to find life on the planet, because they have a perfect sense for infrared light over thousands of miles. they can fly as fast as some of the fastest cars cars can drive nowadays.
Jone are majestic animals that can be found mostly on their home planet Ktaris, but also around the earth.
To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.
"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.
Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.
Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)
A fucking dip shit who loves sucking and sitting on ducks. He's a gay peice of shit
Hey Payton Jones sit on my dick