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to fuck a girl and never talk to her again
im gunna tag and bag that bitch tonight
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When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.
Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.
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1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.
Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!
Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!
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(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.
Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."
Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."
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Also known as a 'fanny pack'.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
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When two gay men have anal sex with eachother and their balls slap against one another.
Me and Terry had an awesome bag slap.
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Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning
Jimmy starts too much crap with everyone, he is such an ass bag.
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