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A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
A rural term used to label the person who opens gates on a ranch for a driver of a vehicle and closes them once said vehicle is through. Is almost always the person sitting in the front passenger seat.
Yeah Jim’s a good Gate Bitch, he don’t give me no lip ‘bout it
Means when one of you friends is being stupid or if you are arguing with someone you hate.
e.x, Jaskirt (It is me so im not targeting anyone) is being such a fucken bitch.
A woman who at first seems cool but turns out to be one sneaky bitch, commonly an extreme and sinister one.
Man, that Good Samaritan lady from MISERY turned out to be one slippery bitch!
I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!
I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
with 3 people in the back seat, the one in the middle is sittin bitch
we passed by my friends car, and donte was sittin bitch
A female with a persnickety attitude that clearly deserves a Ms. in front of Bitch.
Excuse me Ms. Bitch I think you need to check yourself before we have problems!
When someone says or does something stupid and they just need to exit the premises. Because that was some stupid shit And you cannot come back from that.
Wtf.. Bitch, the door. Bye.