making grandma's pizza

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.

George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*

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baby making hips

a black woman's hips

wow, dat gurl got some big baby making hipsssss

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you make it easy

The phrase "You make it easy" is defined in many ways. But mostly used to say a guy/girl makes it really easy for you to steal their Bae or crush

Bob: Bruh go follow my girl on insta.
Mike: Man, you make it easy!

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makes you gay

Term applied to anyone androgynous, or anyone crossdressing.

Bridget makes you gay.

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make out

the act of a live saliva mixing machine. just that the participants are you and some other hot mess getting some tongue action.

some 11 year old teen : lets do it !!
other one : no tongue tho ..
make out already B**CH

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makeing eggs

jacking off

me and my girlfirend was chilln then she made me start makeing eggs

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make the bed shit

A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.

Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.

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