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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023


Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by April 4, 2022


pot - o - phile

any law enforcement who improperly touches anyone in their crotch and genital area searching for cannabis. equal to a child molester.

that sheriff is a 100% pot - o - phile, he touched my pepe thinking it was weed.

by green trump July 6, 2022


doo-doo pot

Toilet. Commode.

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."

by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008


pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022


Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way

I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.

by I J Margulieth February 8, 2021


Nug Pot

A small jar or container in which one carries/stores their marijuana buds.

I hoped you’d bring your bud out tonight. That’s a cool little nug pot.

by Topgun024 May 25, 2018