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cheesy and smush room soup is a delicacy in banks house.
Ingrediants:Dick cheese
Arse shrums
Japs eye herbs
Yellow Piss
MMMMMMMMM lovely jublly, by the way jack grocott still kiddles with fids now on wednesdays amd sundays too
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When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.
"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"
"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."
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An expression saying "don't get raped when you're going out to eat by yourself"
Dude 1: did you heard. Jessie spilled the soup last night on her way to McDonalds.
Dude 2: wow! Poor Jessie.
Dude 1: I know right! so don't spill the soup bro!
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When multiple girls squirt into a bowl and they serve it in a strip club
Damn did you taste that strip club soup it be banging
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Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.
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Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.
I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!
Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.
The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.