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1. A pair of pants that are exceptionally manly. Usually made of good firm material that is as rugged and tough as the man who wears them.
Matt is wearing those man pants again, how dreamy.
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Pants traditional worn by gay guys on the dance floor so they privates can be accessed by their dance partner(s) for hand job, BJ, or ....
Have crept into straight culture so couples can have sex in public places - elevators, subways, etc.
Pants usually have some easy way to attach the two flaps on material: buttons, velcro, string - no zipper. Underwear is not worn - but can be for more 'fun'. If vice squad in club, lack of secure attachment allows aliby - i.e. dancing so hard pants can apart. etc.
Wear your kilt tonight to the club for some fun. No, it's too cold out, I'll wear my boner pants instead.
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Describing something as the best, without a doubt. Similar to 'hands down'
That girl is the hottest, pants down.
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Nickname you give your mate because he goes on a night out, finds a girl but only gets a hand shandy (Hand Job)
Adam R Aka Shandy pants went back to some girls last night in liverpool and only got a hand shandy. What a dissapointment
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When a female doesn't shave during her first couple of dates with a new suitor so as to not sleep with him too early and come across as easy.
If it weren't for my chastity pants, I'm sure there would have been no second date.
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1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.
Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
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