"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"
Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
He is great Paper captain ever
A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.
The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.
Use:
Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."
Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.
Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.
The act of being an absolute bafoon and an idiot or a dumbass whore who has no life and should just end it now.
Kevin was over there trying to pull the nails out of that board without a hammer what a paper chin
Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag
I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks