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When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
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Adam Russell from story of the year vagina
Adam keeps a lot of shit in his oat pocket
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To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.
Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."
Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"
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A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.
Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.
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Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.
"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"
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A slightly smaller cop who has a big attitude.
That "pocket cop" was such a jerk.
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1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.
2. A vagina or mangina.
1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!
2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.
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