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When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
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To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.
Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."
Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"
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Adam Russell from story of the year vagina
Adam keeps a lot of shit in his oat pocket
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A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.
Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.
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Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.
"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"
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A slightly smaller cop who has a big attitude.
That "pocket cop" was such a jerk.
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Is the glove compartment in your vehicle.
When i was stopped for a traffic violation the Officer asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. So i reach into my car pocket and got my registration and proof of insurance.
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