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The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.
My undies were stained with sphincter punch.
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When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"
dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!
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To make someone eat their own words. To prove the doubts they have about you as wrong.
My ex-girlfriend said I was a loser. 6 months later and I have a new job, new degree and a better girlfriend. Therefore, she was punched in the mouth.
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Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.
Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.
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A knife-punch is a bladed weapon stabbing maneuver so powerful that it forces the victim to fall in the direction of the stab. The victim falls with a momentum equal to the size of the knife and fist multiplied by the speed of the stab, and and is afterwards bleeding profusely
"If I knife-punch you in the face, you will fall backwards bleeding...from the face."
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When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick
Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick
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I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.
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