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The award given to one who successfully eats a girl out while she is menstruating.
"aww dude, did you hear that chad earned his red stripes last weekend, sick!"
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the most idiotic loudmouthed a-holes to ever walk the earth
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A Team who's fans think they're hot shit just because they won one world series in 86 years
Red Sox Fan: I CANT BELIEVE WE WON THE WORLD SERIES, YANKEES SUCK
Yankee Fan: Win 20 more championships and we'll talk
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1. A symptom of a disease called Redhooker's Disease in which a man's penis bends in more than a 90 degree angle.
2. A person from Red Hook, New York.
Many have noted that the first and second terminology frequently overlap eachother, as people from Red Hook have ritual for when baby boys are born. Like circumsision, the boys have their penises physically altered when they are in their young malleable states. Though unlike circumcision, the penis is held between two bricks for over 48 hours, which make the boys have a penis that is generally more acute than that of a right angle. It is also supposedly derived that the name Red Hook comes from this ritual which began in the 1600's. Red Hooking (the art of bending your penis) is also somewhat a rite of passage. There's an old saying in Red Hook that implies that the penis must be more than 90 degrees curved upward. If the angle doesn't reach the numbers of 90 degrees, the boy will continue putting bricks on his penis until this happens (though many are excommunicated from Red Hook because once a penis has formed in the normal fashion, it is difficult to alter its shape.)
Doctor's of other cities were stumped when they came upon a child whose penis was extremely curved and red. The doctors later found out that this was the doing of an ritual that is held in Red Hook New York.
This is a simulated dialogue that frequently occurs for those who leave Red Hook.
Male#1: "Hey you came back?"
Male#2: "Yeah."
Male#1: "Why so soon? College wasn't finished was it?"
Male#2: "No but, all the guys made fun of me for my overly curved penis and I could never get with any girl..."
Male#1: "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Atleast we love curved penises here in Red Hook!"
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Herrings put into a tub with salt or brine, later spitted on sharp wooden spits, and hung up in a chimney to be smoked and dried. Such preserved fish would keep for months (and indeed they were transported in barrels to provide protein on long sea voyages) but were inedible in this state and needed to be soaked to soften them and remove the salt before they could be cooked.
Do I smell a rat?
One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.
a deliberately misleading object
Neither fish nor flesh, nor good red herring
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Glory Glory Man United!
Red Devils owned Arsenal again.
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1. sox of the color red
2. pro baseball team
1. im wearing red sox
2. the red sox won the world series
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